a free first class ticket to hell

I'm pissed. really pissed off as you can see from the title of this entry. well, anyone definitely would be angry if someone makes fun of other religions. lately, issues of condemning other religions are becoming more common. and now, this issue is getting "panas" when sorang lagi minah yang bernama Jasmine telah mengutuk Nabi Muhammad S.A.W. she surely said that heaven will always be her place soon, but unconsciously dia memang dah tempah awal-awal free ticket first class to hell la. I can't explain how was she cursed and laughed at and arh! I think she just wants attention and mad. here are some of her posts that I print screened just now.

this is from her first facebook account. click on the picture to zoom in

and this from her second facebook account. click on the picture to zoom in

  

click on the picture to directly go to her facebook profile

okay. I stop here. this madness driving me crazy *-*

p/s I'll take my words back as if she buat taubat nasuha :)

 

extremely need new one

OH GOD! OH MOM! OH KAKAK! I really need a new phone. Phone yang currently I use memang dah hancur dah. Can't charged properly, keypad tak dapat tekan, time on the phone kluar bunyi "kriok kriok". That phone memang nak I buy a new phone. Blackberry storm jer pun jadi la. pleaase :3 

 -..- tak pon, I'll ask auntie jer beli. 

man every woman dreams (per ages)

Ideal man - original list

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financial Success

4. A good listener

5. Witty

6. Body tough

7. Stylish

8. Appreciate

9. Like to make surprise

 

What she want in men - 32 years old

1. Nice looking

2. Open the car door, holding the chair

3. Is it enough money for a nice dinner

4. Hear more from the conversation

5. Laugh with my stupid joke

6. Shop easily

7. Have a credit card at least one

8. Valuing a home-cooking

9. Remembering birthdays and wedding days so I always

 

What she want in men - aged 42 years old

1. Not too bloated

2. Stable employment

3. Nod when I speak

4. Well enough to rearrange the furniture

5. Wearing a shirt that covers his stomach

6. Ain’t lazy to shave

 

What she want in men - aged 52 years old

1. Cutting off the hair in nose and ears

2. Does not belch or scratch in front of the public

3. Not too often borrow money

4. not asleep when talked with

5. Not telling the same joke too many times

6. Well enough to get off couch on weekends

7. Wearing suitable sandals and clothes

8. Appreciate a good dinner

9. Considering your name on occasion

10. Ain’t lazy to shave

 

What she want in men - aged 62 years old

1. Does not scare small children

2. Remember in the bathroom

3. It does not require a lot of money for treatment

4. Only mild snoring during sleep

5. Remember why he laughed

6. What is the situation well enough to stand alone

7. Dress up – not naked

8. Remember where he left his teeth

9. Remember that this weekend

 

What I want in men - aged 72 years old

1. Breathing.

2. Do not miss the toilet.

P/S I found this article somewhere. And its nothing less than a joke. No offense :3

God Willing, I'll Be There

Just now I read some articles about the tallest building in the world and I was kinda surprised that the Taipei 101 building is no longer the tallest building in the world! I feel like I am so far behind after knowing this. The non-profit, international organization Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat (CTBUH) was formed and announces the title of "The World’s Tallest Building" and sets the standards by which buildings are measured. The council currently ranks Burj Khalifa as the tallest building at 828 m (2,717 ft). Here I'm going to share some review on the top 5 current world's tallest building.

#1.  Burj Khalifa or known as Burj Dubai located in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and is currently the tallest man-made structure ever built, at 828 m (2,717 ft).  The ground breaking for the site was in January 2004 and began to construct on 21 September 2004, with the exterior of the structure completed on 1 October 2009. It’s officially opened on 4 January 2010. The total cost for the project was about US $1.5 billion and sold for US $3,500 per square feet (over US $37,500 per m²). The floor area of Burj Khalifa is exactly 309,473 m² (3,331,100 square feet).

#2. Taipei 101, known as the Taipei World Financial Center is a landmark skyscraper located in Xinyi District, Taipei, Taiwan and officially ranked as the world’s tallest building from 2004 until the opening of Burj Khalifa. Taipei 101 was the first building in the world to break the half-kilometer mark in height and the first record-setting skyscraper constructed in the new millennium (3rd millennium).The height of the Taipei 101 is 508 m (1,667 ft) according to architectural detail. The first tower column erected was on June 7, 2000 and the tower completed in year 2003. It’s officially opens to public on December 31, 2004.

#3. The Shanghai World Financial Center is a 492.0 meters (1,614.2 ft) skyscraper in Pudong, Shanghai, China. It is a mixed use skyscraper which consists of offices, hotels, conference rooms, observation decks, and shopping malls on the ground floors. The foundation stone was laid on 27 August 1997. On 17 July 2008 The Shanghai World Financial Center was completed and opened on August 28, 2008.

#4.  The International Commerce Centre is a supertall skyscraper completed in 2010 in West Kowloon,Hong Kong, making it the tallest building in Hong Kong at 484 m (1,588 ft). The building was constructed in year 2002, completed and opened in 2010. It is consist of Hotel, observation, office, shopping mall, parking garage and retail.

#5.  The Petronas Towers, also known as the Petronas Twin Towers or KLCC are skyscrapers and twin towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. They were the tallest buildings in the world from 1998 to 2004 until surpassed by Taipei 101, but remain the tallest twin buildings in the world at 451.9 m (1,483 ft). What is interesting about this building, the twin towers were built by two different companies from Korea and Japan. Tower 1 was built by a Japanese consortium led by the Hazama Corporation while Tower 2 was built by Samsung C&T and Kukdong Engineering & Construction, both South Korean contractors.

till now, the place I've ever went was only the KLCC. and I lost when looking for the exit. I wish I could go to those top 4 tallest building *finger cross*

VOTE FOR ME :)

Today  I try masok contest kotex fresh face. boring boring, so try la masok contest ni. hehe :B I need your support to vote me. kalau tak menang pun takper la. janji ada vote. ngehe :P 

click the photo below to go to the direct link, then search for my name, Syazana Ismail and click vote :) 

THANK YOU SO MUCH :)

I want a candy!

already know about the animated film that will play in theaters on April 1^st? This story is about a bunny who spends his time delivering candy to kids and one day he go to Hollywood in pursuit of his dream of becoming a drummer. super excited to watch this movie nanti! okay. I'll share some synopsis about this movie here. the rest, if nak tau jalan cerita ni sampai habis, mesti tunggu movie ni release k. we wait together k. lol.

Here is the official synopsis for HOP

Blending state of the art animation with live action, Hop is a comedy about E.B. (voiced by Russell Brand), the teenage son of the Easter Bunny.  On the eve of taking over the family business, E.B. leaves for Hollywood in pursuit of his dream of becoming a drummer.  He encounters Fred (James Marsden), an out-of-work slacker with his own lofty goals, who accidentally hits E.B. with his car.  Feigning injury, E.B. manipulates Fred into providing him shelter, and Fred finds himself with the world’s worst house guest.  

The film is helmed by Tim Hill, director of the blockbuster Alvin and the Chipmunks and produced by Chris Meledandri’s Illumination Entertainment (Despicable Me). 

 Hop also stars (or features the voice of) Kaley Cuoco, Gary Cole, Elizabeth Perkins, David Hasselhoff, Chelsea Handler, Hank Azaria and Hugh Laurie. The film hits theaters on April 1^st.

and here is the trailer for HOP

okay that's all for now, thank you and happy waiting happy watching!

MUST WATCH! :D

lol. Just sharing some videos that I watched. but wait! ni bukan video lawak buduh yang korang selalu tengok kat youtube. I bet these people way better than lame joke made by the Raja Lawak contestants. I watched the Raja Lawak jugak tapi tengok episodes yang ade muke nabil jer :3 yang lain? tak nak ah. tak best. tak reti buat lawak. aku pun tak pandai melawak. but these videos bukan just video yang tak de makne yang tiada hujung pangkal. ala tengok jer la. sure you'all gelak tak henti henti kot. redundant. berapa kali dah aku ulang ayat yang sama? nampak sangat literature low. lol.

this video was uploaded by nigahiga or Ryan for his real name. I watched his videos since five months ago. my bad. its three months actually. baru sekarang nak share? I pernah share his video kat blog lama :B do you know that he made a short movie too. its call "Agent of Secret Stuff (A.S.S)". dang! he's good! and handsome :3

"Saya Buta. I'm Blind. Saya Buta. I'm Blind" hahaha lol. you'll know what I'm saying if you watch this video. lawak giler. ni pulak, uploaded by miss Maria Helen or username dia kat youtube, shortnap. I reaaally adore her slang, her English, her style and her originality. you go girl! :D

yang ni, nama dia Luthfi. kat youtube, username mamat ni, matluthfi90. I like this video part dia ajuk Hairuddin Omar,  "jahat ngat natang nie. seeh perot ambo. jnis berat nanang". lol. look at his face mase dia sebut "nanang". senyum adorable :3 jangan dok menggatal yer anna. and another part yang I suke, part Bambang. "LESER" la sangat. haha. tak habeh gelak lagi nie. keep it up mat! 

ha! the last and not least, baru usha half an hour lepas and thanks to Ezah E'zzati for recommended me this video xoxo. this one from Anwar Hadi. username youtube dia IniAnwarHadi. he talked based on reality. haven't watch all his videos, but I'm going to usha semua video dia pas ni. :3 

DO YOU NOTICED that semua starting videos kat atas, dahi mereka semua kerut. lol! keep waiting for more videos ahead. thank you for reading. :)

Amazing Sidewalk Art.

Here’s something else I wanted to share. I found these photos of chalk drawings that done on a city sidewalk while I was blog-walking just now. These life-like chalk drawings have an absolutely amazing 3-D illusion.

The sidewalk artist is Julian Beever. He is an English artist well-known for his chalk art on the pavement in England, France, Germany, Australia, Belgium, and the United States. 

This chalk drawing looks like a giant bottle of Coca-Cola.

Notice the reflection (or shadow) of the bottle.

No tricks, it just a skilled artist making a flat drawing look 3 dimensional.

you can almost believe that it is real.

It looks like a real hole with the removed chunk sitting off to the side.

raise your hand if your fart smell good.

yang angkat tangan tu berdose coz menipu. haha. farts will never smells good. some people said if kentut ade bunyi, tak bau. then if bunyi pulak tak de, bau busuk hangit fulamak! ade ke camtu? plus, don't you know that animals farts too. dulu my cousin selalu cakap "eww. ashy (nama kucing) kentut busuk!". I thought she was joking around. but when I did some research, I found a fact that even cat and dogs farts smell bad too. here I'm going to share some facts about fart! :B

Where does fart gas come from?

These gases come from several sources: air that is inhaled, the air absorbed into the stomach from the blood, gas produced from chemical reaction in stomach and the gas generated by bacteria living in the stomach.

What makes farts stink?

Farts odour consists of a mixture of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptan. More diet consisting of sulfur, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by bacteria in the stomach and more foul smell farts. Example: a boiled egg. Pulses will produce a smelly fart, but in large numbers. 

Why do farts make noise? 

The sound produced due to vibrations in the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of the gas and the tightness of the anus muscle. Fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. This is a mistake. 

Why do farts smell is usually warmer and quieter than regular farts? 

Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

How many times a person fart a day? 

On average, a person can produce half a liter of fart gas per day, divided into about fourteen daily farts. Although it is difficult to measure the volume of wind generated, calculating the number of farts in a day is easier.  

How long does it take to fart we inhaled by another person? 

Fart spread depends on atmospheric factors such as humidity, temperature, wind speed and direction, wind is the molecular weight and the distance between producer and recipient. If not detected within a few seconds, it will be lost to the environment. But it is excepted if the departure is in a small enclosed space like an elevator, a car or small room. These sites prevent absorption into the environment and will remain bad for quite some time to be absorbed by the walls.

Do men fart more than women? 

No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. The number of individuals may be different farts, but it has nothing to do with gender. If a woman's lack of farts, meaning he is hard to keep wind and release the volume of gas per fart more.

Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? 

Scientific studies of farts show that women’s darts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men’s farts, but men’s farts have a larger volume. This will equalize the number of women that odor molecules are the same for both.

 Is it every people farts? 

Of course, if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.  

Why do dog and cat farts smell so bad? 

A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: 1. the amount of gas produced is small, but potent. 2.  the horizontal orientation of their gastrointestinal system puts less pressure on the anal opening, so the gas is expelled more slowly. 3.  their anal sphincters don't close as tightly as humans' because it takes less force to hold in the contents of the colon -- again because of the horizontal orientation of the gastrointestinal system -- and a loose anus makes less sound, and, my favorite. 4. dogs and cats don't feel embarrassed about farting, so their sphincters are more relaxed, leading to less noisy flatulence. If a cat farts audibly, it could be a sign of pathology. Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. Cows in particular are productive, in part because they swallow huge amounts of air. They need oxygen in their guts for the various protozoa employed there as digestive aids.

source from heptune.com. Thank you!